[musicman]

"Zarqawi to young man: "You! What's your name?" Young man: "Apu, sir!" Zarqawi: "Congratulations, Apu! You are now my top aide! Stand over here by the window!"

....."or better yet, Go start my car......"

[Tulsa Ramjet]

....."or better yet, Go start my car......"

"..and have a bite of one of my scrumptious dates while you are at it. No really, you first."