No, dammit!
It's global warming! Our insensitivity toward the environment has come back to haunt us.
It can't be any other possibility other than global warming!
I feel so guilty. So should ALL of you!
I'll have to write a check to the Sierra Club or Greenpeace when I get home from work!
Dang, here I was starting to believe that it's all because George Bush dosen't like black people!