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To: VadeRetro; Gumlegs

So, I guess you've never heard of Renew-a-Virgin? Just dip them in it and they're as good as new!


94 posted on 09/26/2005 8:57:40 AM PDT by furball4paws (One of the last Evil Geniuses, or the first of their return.)
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To: furball4paws
So, I guess you've never heard of Renew-a-Virgin? Just dip them in it and they're as good as new!

Doris Day used it for years. Kept her career going for a couple decades. But now look how worn-out she looks!

159 posted on 09/26/2005 10:16:50 AM PDT by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: furball4paws; VadeRetro
So, I guess you've never heard of Renew-a-Virgin? Just dip them in it and they're as good as new!

Guys ... at least get the name right.

You'd be surprised how well this sells.

252 posted on 09/26/2005 12:36:44 PM PDT by Gumlegs
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