I understand your desire to protect human life, and if it means taking a thread about ducks, and making it about abortion, you are being a good foot solder in the war against abortion.
The deal here is that you are preaching to the choir, and your talents could be better used preaching to the DUmmies.
You mentioned that you happen to like ducks, what is your favorite type of duck?
White Pekin/Mallard cross.