"Twice now you've responded when I rang the bell. Good girl!"
"That's salamander-creeping-like theme in this thread. Of course, some men love that kind of dominatrix (in breed, in breed, that is)."
You're still looking to be taken seriosuly as an adult?
It's all that black leather and chrome studs.
[it gives some people crazy notions....or longings]...:D
Nah. She never treats dogs as bad as she does humans. And you're more a puppy to her than a man. Be a man and she'll whack you. Be a woman, and she'll slander you. Be a human and she'll call you a twit, a skank, deserving of a whack. Be a dog and she'll rescue you, she'll love you.
Look, DS, some folks love dogs, and some folks "love" dogs because they hate (or are afraid of interacting with) fellow humans.