To: Alice au Wonderland
Don't they also guard the gate to Someplace?
That place where missing socks go when they vanish from the dryer?
8,163 posted on
10/30/2005 7:44:38 PM PST by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: Darksheare; Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76
"That place where missing socks go when they vanish from the dryer?" Has it ever occurred to anyone that the sox might be arriving from somewhere else?
8,164 posted on
10/30/2005 7:47:49 PM PST by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Darksheare
Honestly. They don't "disappear". They're stolen by the dryer elves to be worn as protective garments.
The only way to successfully combat them is to make sure that all of your socks are identical. That way you can always match up your remaining socks. Plain white crew socks work best.
8,165 posted on
10/30/2005 7:48:32 PM PST by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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