Just don't kill your wife, child, and the cat... all at the same time. Especially if your wife is infatuated with the guy living down the street from you...
Remember, in Japanese mythology, there is no "but I'm innocent" clause as protection from their evil spirits...
6,507 posted on 10/26/2005 1:24:46 PM PDT by Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)