Woah. "Wait a minute..." (said in perfect Homer Simpson tone)
That happened like a week ago, right? You're just toying with us, right?
"There was NO earthquack at all, it was a misnomer! Lisa assures you, (D'oh!), I assure you fellow citizens of Springfield," said Mayor Homer Simpson. His daughter Lisa, was observed whispering into his ear prior to this statement. It is entirely and utterly unclear whether or not that had anything to do with anything. Just off the press wire, "There was no earthquake right now. Hah. You had me fooled there for a second. A second I tell you at most."
Well, there you have it. And now to more pressing matters concerning Cindy Sheehan..."
725 URNT12 KNHC 240324 VORTEX DATA MESSAGE A. 24/03:00:30Z B. 29 deg 01 min N 093 deg 19 min W C. 700 mb 2524 m D. NA kt E. deg nm F. 138 deg 115 kt G. 055 deg 031 nm H. 932 mb I. 12 C/ 3045 m J. 18 C/ 3054 m K. 14 C/ NA L. OPEN NE M. C25 N. 12345/ 7 O. 0.02 / 2 nm P. AF309 2518A RITA OB 02 MAX FL WIND 117 KT NE QUAD 02:50:20 Z MAX FL TEMP 19 C, 81 / 6NM
Motion since the previous eyewall fix at 6:03 pm - almost 4 hours ago) - 33 minutes north, 25 minutes west (326 degrees, 45.5 miles/39.6 nm, 11.5 mph/10.0 knots)