To: Free Vulcan
Dude, George Bush blew up those levees. We all know that. Don't give me any conspiracy theories about wind load or water seepage. ;-)
sadly, there is a discussion board somewhere on the internet, where that is being said... and they're serious! Worse yet, there are countless people who believe the 9/11 conspiracy theories. We have some real idiots running around..
10 posted on
09/23/2005 2:38:13 AM PDT by
rabair
(Religion of Peace Strikes Again.... Sprinkling Peace Shrapnel All Over the World!")
To: rabair
Cindy Sheehan, Jesse Jackson, Maxine Waters, John Conyers, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer,Sheila Jackson Lee, Calypso Louie Farrakhan, Al Sharpton, Bill Moyers, Eleonor Clift.
Geez naming morons could be a full time job and I forgot to mention fat Teddy and Harry Reid.
The list is long and scandalous.
To: rabair
anyone want to start a bigger conspiracy theory to counter the "they blew up the levees to kill blacks" theory?
Here goes: I have evidence that the Antichrist is here, and he was living in New Orleans... God sent Katrina after him, but stopped short of coming down himself and "outing" the Antichrist because that is against the age old rules.. no direct influence in the battle for the souls of man between God and Satan(see the movie Constantine... although I clearly stretched it).
Anyway, Satan tipped off the Antichrist who didn't want to do anything rash to give himself away, so he blended in with the crowd of evacuees (not refugees, remember? that's racist) and headed off to Houston. Hangin' out in the Astrodome awaiting word from Hell on the next move, God unleashed Rita. However due to modern technology, the Antichrist, along with the rest of the world saw Rita coming almost a week ahead of time, and before the traffic jam inducing evacuation we now see, the AC skipped town on a plane to _______. So as not to make something unbelievable happen, and have the storm disappear or rapidly change direction completely and cause the "obvious act of God" reaction (again, no direct influence allowed).. he decided to have it change direction slowly to spare our oil refineries and begin to weaken as the edges begin to take apart the storm as they hit land across the gulf... .... okay, I'm bored now.. but that is clearly the truth, no?
14 posted on
09/23/2005 3:56:20 AM PDT by
rabair
(Religion of Peace Strikes Again.... Sprinkling Peace Shrapnel All Over the World!")
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