I think I'm going out for a nice long drive tonight. This is kind of like the Great American Meat-Out, where I always go out and buy myself a nice thick steak for dinner.
What is the Great American Meat-Out, anyway? Something sponsored by the poultry industry maybe? Or vegetarians?
Earth day? The only day I litter.
(the thought of burning garbage has occured to me, but that just stinks up the yard)