Posted on 09/22/2005 6:49:30 AM PDT by SJackson
Sounds like a pretty cool gadget.
so if you're the enemy and one of these things comes hurtling at you, you're supposed to sit there and let it transmit it's images (assuming it lands pointed in the right direction)? Sure. the enemy will destroy it before its' attendants can orient it correctly.
This adds new weight to "do not taunt Happy Fun Ball."
He who taunts Happy Fun Ball will not last long.
Not to the Brits. I presume, like batons and leg cuffs, selling eyeballs is illegal in Great Britain.
I hope we will see soon live pictures from "eye"ball being hit in the baseball games - it's home run!
LOL, so true!
Sorta like the Luke Skywalker practice ball?
(kids)
It's Happy!
It's Fun!
It's Happy Fun Ball!
(announcer)
Yes, it's Happy Fun Ball,
the toy sensation
that's sweeping the nation.
Only 14.95 at participating stores!
Get one Today
(background voice)
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
* Itching
* Vertigo
* Dizziness
* Tingling in extremities
* Loss of balance or coordination
* Slurred speech
* Temporary blindness
* Profuse Sweating
or
* Heart palpitations
If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter
and cover head.
Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration.
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of
any and all liability.
Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which
fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is
also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
(announcer)
Happy Fun Ball! Accept no substitutes!
Sounds suspiciously like the Gao'uld Spy Ball...
Ping!
about the size of a cricket ball...
Just wait until the accessories come out: A cricket bat to launch the eyeball out to 200 yards, Milspec Visine to get the red out, an eyeball shade for bright light,glasses with fake mustache and large nose, etc, etc....
Neat!
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