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To: NautiNurse
I don't know about anyone else, but this storm inspires me to bad parody:

Aaaahhh...

Lovely Rita hurricane
Lovely Rita hurricane

Lovely Rita hurricane
Look at the Gulf between us
Come to my aid and kindly fade away
Listen to the frightened shrimpers
Making little frightened whimpers
Looking for a harbor where they can be saved
Your whitecaps are running higher
See the fear that you inspire
You were once a warm little tropical storm

Lovely Rita hurricane
May I inquire discreetly (Lovely Rita)
Would you refrain from dumping rain on me? (Lovely Rita, storm, ah)
Rita!

Finally got my windows boarded
Gasoline and water hoarded
Thought I maybe could be crazy and stay
Now I wait and watch the weather
The neighborhood has pulled together
Waiting and watching to see what we'll do

Oh, lovely Rita hurricane
I could so do without you
The mudflats stink and make me think of you (Lovely Rita hurricane)
Lovely Rita hurricane, Rita hurricane (Lovely Rita hurricane)
Oh Lovely Rita hurry hurricane (Lovely Rita hurricane)
Ah da, ah da (Lovely Rita hurricane)

491 posted on 09/22/2005 6:45:22 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Oberon

latest wind profiling indicates 130 mph winds sustained in Baytown, TX. It is pucker time.


493 posted on 09/22/2005 6:46:21 AM PDT by john316 (JOSHUA 24:15 ...choose you this day whom ye will serve...)
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To: Oberon

LOL! That was great!


504 posted on 09/22/2005 6:50:34 AM PDT by Snoitan5 ((When it rains, it pours.....))
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To: doug from upland

Ping


535 posted on 09/22/2005 7:02:25 AM PDT by AliVeritas (Ignorance is a condition. Stupidity is a strategy.)
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