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Sun's Output Increasing...

Bush's fault.

[Montfort]

Bush and Karl Rove aimed the HAARP machine at the Sun and caused it to heat up. In fact, they have been doing this for over 100 years.

Anonymous sources have stated, off the record, that Bush and Rove have been doing this since the later stages of the last Ice Age. Bush either has a time machine or is really one of the deathless fallen angels or shape shifting reptiles from the lower fourth dimension.

I would imagine that we could read the details at some leftist moonbat site.