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To: Adder
Your "Pirate Cove" is too tame. What we need to do is set up a small retail zone ~ a strip mall ~ filled with video cameras and other high ticket electronics, and $500 tennis shoes.

Professional looters run rampant through the strip mall, and cart off stacks of goods which are taken out of the area and stashed in what looks like a flood damaged shotgun house.

Tourists are allowed to watch the looters from an overhead skyride (just like at Disneyland) and later on, they are dropped off at a location that allows them to visit the "stash house" where they can select items for purchase at appropriately discounted prices.

Suck those rubes in~

51 posted on 09/21/2005 7:01:23 AM PDT by muawiyah (/ hey coach do I gotta' put in that "/sarcasm " thing again?)
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To: muawiyah

Dingdingding!

Thats a winner!

Maybe a mob could enter the car and "terrorize" the tourists!

This could be some real fun!


53 posted on 09/21/2005 7:13:26 AM PDT by Adder (Can we bring back stoning again? Please?)
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