[Heatseeker]

They used to call me, regular as clockwork, every year, but I guess they got tired of me telling my story of being escorted out of McKeldin Library by Campus Police - as an alumnus - because I'd committed the cardinal sin of asking for more political diversity in the new books they were getting in.

They don't call much anymore.

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That's a great story.

Every time they called me, and it was always some poor kid making like $6 an hour, I would always tell them that if the university really needed money, they should just do what they did when I was a student there, namely, hike the tuition up every semester.