Posted on 09/20/2005 7:54:06 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
CLINTON THE CONDOM Bill Clinton may have been a smoothie as a politician but he's now proving to be the ultimate contraceptive in China.
The ex-US president and the woman he had a fling with, Monica Lewinsky, have found their surnames being used on a new brand of condoms.
The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
They will be given the Chinese spellings of their names - Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
Befitting his former status as the world's most powerful man a pack of 12 Clintons will be the more expensive of the brands, costing the equivalent of just over £2.
Enjoying the use of a dozen Lewinskys will cost around £1.20.
(Excerpt) Read more at sky.com ...
Hmmm... Now all we need is someone to come up with a song promoting this product to the tune of "Mack the Knife".
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The title was "Bill Clinton's Talking Penis" and starred Bill Maher as the voice of the talking penis.
"How fitting"
Why? Are they bent too? :)
"This is funny...until you ask the question if they're getting royalties..."
Or the question: "Are they going to become our royalty?"
Now if they could only decide whose name to attach to a stain remover "Sure to get stains on a blue dress out!"
"Clinton - the ultimate scumbag."
They already have.
Haven't you heard of Preparation-H?
It's produced by Whitehall-Robins in Richmond, VA.
He'll be expecting kickbacks no doubt.
Exactly right. Someone please tell the NY Times, MoDo, and the rets of the MSM that Bubba has finally found his legacy.
He is the only US president to have accomplished this!! and here I thought his presidency was a total waste and a disgrace. You learn something everyday.
I love it.
Give him a dinner of "Coney Island Whitefish".
Maybe the Chinese can re-christen it "Preparation Hirrary"?
LOL!
CLINTON'S 'LEGACY' CONTINUES. :0
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Did you hear that the democratic party is changing their symbol from a jackass to a condom? They're doing it because:
It stands for inflation, halts production, protects a bunch of pricks and gives a false sense of security while being screwed!
And nothing to be proud of.
Need that picture of Kerry in the blue moon suit modified to have clintons face put in it. Priceless.
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