[PatrickHenry]

WONDERFUL WORLD, SAM COOK
[Additions in blue, deletions in small]

Don't know much about history,
Don't know much biology.
Don't know much about a science book,
Don't know much about the French I took.
But I do know that I ain't no kin to monkeys!!

But I do know that I love you,
And I know that if you love me, too,
What a wonderful world this would be.

Don't know much about geography,
Don't know much trigonometry.
Don't know much about algebra,
Don't know what s slide rule is for.
But I know that Darwin was an idiot!

But I know that one and one is two,
And if this one could be with you,
What a wonderful world this would be.

Can you tell that I'm bored?

[js1138]

[b_sharp]

"Can you tell that I'm bored?"

Nope. I'm too bored to notice.

I'm so bored I'm rereading my probability texts.

[longshadow]

Can you tell that I'm bored?

[sung to the tune of "Yesterday...." by the Beatles]

Leprosy.....
I'm not half the man I used to be,
All my skin is falling off of me
Now that I've got leprosy.....

Syphilis .....
it all started with a simple kiss.
Now it hurts when I take a p*ss.
Oh why did I get syphilis?

[REFRAIN]
Why (why? [echoed]) did she have to go?
I don't know; she wouldn't say.......
She said 'something's wrong'
then I found out she was ga-a-a-a-y ....

Lobotomy....
half my brains have been scraped out of me.
I not only think that 'one and one' are 'three'.....
but now believe in ID Theory.