I know Patrick is Chief Daemon at Darwin Central, but I think he rigs these elections. Back during the Flame Wars, there was an actual published hit list and he topped that also.
I didn't even make the list. I think he's got a slush fund to bribe the voters.
As desired, the actual hierarchy of Darwin Central remains a mystery. There have been endless speculations in the tabloid press regarding the identity of the current Grand Master. I am privileged to be his spokesman.
On behalf of the Grand Master, I am,
PatrickHenry