Where did you find out about that department? (that Darwin Central funds from a slush-budget). Now we've got to decide whether to make you disappear into one of Paleo-Fake-Division's archeopteryx digs or recruit you (and I doubt that Patrick will release the budget for recruitment, frankly)
It is Top Secret that the angular unconformity under the Grand Canyon was one of our more major construction projects (it was a bitch getting all those strata to tip up and slide without disturbing the overburden, I can tell you). But I'm working on getting a promotion to the Varves Manufacture/Brittle Cone section. That's where all the real action is.
The real action is where you'd never think to look. That's how it is with truly secret conspiracies.
Next is repair of Boston's Central Artery/Tunnel Project, or is that too hard or even worth the candle?