Oh my gosh, Maggie - I think you could have rivaled Erma Bombeck in telling your family tales!
Cheating a little here, making tuna salad (with side stuff; tomato chunks, hard boiled eggs, cheese sticks, pickles, etc.) for supper rather than a 5-course meal..:))
Sometimes you just gotta, in order to Freep!
More True Confessions to Come -
hoping the A/C Repair Man arrives tonight...