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To: wagglebee

GHWB plays by club rules while Slick Willie plays Brutus.


3 posted on 09/19/2005 6:35:30 PM PDT by peyton randolph (Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states)
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To: peyton randolph
No, no! GHWB plays a gentleman's game of golf while Bubba plays hustle.

I don't shoot a bad game, but if I'm pi$$ed, I'll kick your ass. I used to hustle, then I just used to win (with honesty and giving strokes to handicaps) then I quit betting, for more than drinks.

Clinton is a man I really want to play. Terms: straight play, Bet: I win you tell all, I lose you walk and get a crack at my wife. I'll put this assh#^e in a ball washer on the 9th tee. He'll be so far out of contention he'll be licking his putter and saying over, and over again..."the old billy barrou....Oh, Billy...Oh, Billy". On the golf course, I'll kick is ass, and make him mine. I'm, at least, as good as that.

It makes me sick to play such an honorable game with men like that, and I have done it before. Golf is the last bastion of a gentleman of honor. It is also the fairest game known to man. I could play Jack Nicklaus with my handicap and I might just beat him, but I probably won't (play him, that is). On the other hand, I could chew Bubba up in about 10 holes, in a totally honest game. It would take me 18 to beat him by 2 when he is cheating, which he always does.

Come on Bubba, take ME on, just once....MY WAY!

130 posted on 09/19/2005 8:03:07 PM PDT by timydnuc (I'll die on my feet before I'll live on my knees.)
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