Gay Penguins Break Up

Fox News ^ | September 16, 2005

[RedMonqey]

Any fool that's been around isolated animals know they'll "pair up" with just about anything warm and fuzzy.


Witness indoor dogs humping you leg or favorite pair of slippers.

When their natural mate becomes available, they return to their BASIC instincts. As have these "gay" penguins

Just witness what happens in prison...

[N. Theknow]

So much for the long-term, committed relationship.

[N. Theknow]

On Thursday, Roy, all alone, sat disconsolately at the edge of the penguin area, staring at the wall.

Guess who has a Chilly Willie?

[junaid]

"Scrappy" may not have a younger sister, but she has an older brother named "Sigfried"

[scripter]

Reparative therapy?

That's the politically incorrect label. It's politically incorrect because it implies something needs repair. The politically correct term is reorientation therapy but either term works.

The good news is the therapy works for those who want change.

[surely_you_jest]

Once you try cloaca don't go backa.

** snicker ** Funny! Obscure, but good.

[andy58-in-nh]

LOL! I thought about that, too. Sigfried und Roy. Ach du Liebe!