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Gay Penguins Break Up
Fox News ^ | September 16, 2005

Posted on 09/19/2005 10:41:56 AM PDT by West Coast Conservative

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To: Mark17
LOL, at first I thought it was a story about a National Hockey League team.

Hey, that's my team you're talking about! ;^)

21 posted on 09/19/2005 10:51:58 AM PDT by airborne
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To: West Coast Conservative
And so, the single justification gays had for being "natural" bites the dust as a freak incident. Just like these "freaks".


I remember some DUmmie telling me about this a few years ago and now I smile and laugh. I might have voted for Kerry but I never believed it was natural.
22 posted on 09/19/2005 10:52:10 AM PDT by varyouga (Reformed Kerry voter (I know, I'm a frickin' idiot))
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To: West Coast Conservative

So, even in nature, gay relationships are unstable, short-term, and not conducive to good family life ... Yup, Fox will be the only network to report this little tidbit of news.


23 posted on 09/19/2005 10:54:29 AM PDT by so_real ("The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
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To: 2banana

For some...


24 posted on 09/19/2005 10:56:24 AM PDT by Fawn (Hugh Laurie-- "HOUSE" <---my favorite)
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To: West Coast Conservative

Heck, I've seen the same sort of "homosexual" behavior between male dogs (I know a woman who breeds dogs). They hump each other whenever the fancy strikes them. I've even seen a "fixed" male continue to hump the furniture or whatever is handy, only he probably doesn't know why he's doing it anymore.

However, put a bitch in heat in the same room, and their behavior changes radically. I would surmise that the "gay penguin" thing was not a conscious choice (it would assume that animals have the intelligence to display consciousness)but more of a response to primal needs/urges being mitigated by the lack of available females.

I do not, however, mean to equate human homosexuality with animal urges. 'Nother can of worms altogether. I merely point out that this is not as unusual in the animal kingdom as this story makes out.


25 posted on 09/19/2005 10:56:39 AM PDT by Wombat101 (Sanitized for YOUR protection...)
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To: West Coast Conservative

Scrappy is guilty of a hate crime for breaking up the homosexual relationship. She successfully heteronormalized Silo, who was happily engaged in the "gay" lifestyle.

(Are we done anthropomorphizing penguins yet?)


26 posted on 09/19/2005 10:58:05 AM PDT by Disambiguator (Making accusations of racism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
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To: airborne
Hey, that's my team you're talking about! ;^)

LOL. Sorry. I am a Blackhawks fan, and I have been saying wait till next year for 44 years now. The bums. Acutally, management is to blame.

27 posted on 09/19/2005 10:58:14 AM PDT by Mark17
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To: West Coast Conservative

No mention of the adoptive child's future. Custody battle? It's always the childrens [sic] that get hurt. sigh


28 posted on 09/19/2005 11:00:46 AM PDT by WinMod70
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To: West Coast Conservative

I thought this was about Super Mario.


29 posted on 09/19/2005 11:00:48 AM PDT by AGreatPer
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To: Mark17
Looks like the Penguins are going to make a run for the Cup!

Sidney Crosby appears to be everything they said he was! Plus all the signings thanks to the strike and salary cap.

30 posted on 09/19/2005 11:00:52 AM PDT by airborne
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To: West Coast Conservative

Bi curious?


31 posted on 09/19/2005 11:01:57 AM PDT by T Minus Four (Some assembly required.)
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To: West Coast Conservative

Ah, maybe if you take off the "gay" colored glasses you'd realize that penguins have more sense than humans ... could it be they were just GOOD FRIENDS and just hadn't found the RIGHT ONE yet?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ?


33 posted on 09/19/2005 11:16:21 AM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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To: West Coast Conservative
Since then, the pair have successfully hatched and raised an adopted chick — after trying to incubate a rock

I guess that's a step above male human queers who play with turds.

34 posted on 09/19/2005 11:25:30 AM PDT by ElkGroveDan (I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!)
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To: Wombat101

Remember, these gay penguins were behind bars, so until the sexy new lady showed up their choices were probably limited. Those female chinstraps are really hot, however.


35 posted on 09/19/2005 11:25:59 AM PDT by joylyn
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To: West Coast Conservative
New York City's most famous gay penguin couple has split up.

EVEN WORSE, one of them has taken up with a female penguin

Talk about blatant pro-gay bias.

36 posted on 09/19/2005 11:30:29 AM PDT by Grig
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To: SlowBoat407

Bat Boy named as the reason.

No, actually they were having bitter arguments about the wallpaper pattern in their bedroom.


37 posted on 09/19/2005 11:46:09 AM PDT by Big Digger (I)
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38 posted on 09/19/2005 11:53:57 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (The best things happen just before the thread snaps.)
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To: West Coast Conservative
That all ended when Scrappy, a single female newly arrived from SeaWorld in San Diego, caught Silo's eye.

Does this mean she was never married or that she was a widow or divorcee? Or does this mean they sent only one female when at least two were needed?

39 posted on 09/19/2005 11:54:48 AM PDT by skr
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To: West Coast Conservative
I thought I had seen it all until this. A pillow-biting penguin.
40 posted on 09/19/2005 12:23:30 PM PDT by manwiththehands
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