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To: tomkow6

The other thing funny that happened at church... pastor was going to use one of those portable defibrolators for a visual prop to help make a point. So he opens it up and it starts giving verbal instructions for it's use. The second instruction was "Remove all clothing from the chest" and he said "Well, I think you get the idea." Then a couple minutes later he was going to show us how the instructions for use were written inside the cover...and he reopened the lid only to be told "Remove all clothing from the chest" once again. The whole church was howling!!


74 posted on 09/18/2005 7:46:46 PM PDT by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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Canteen Music Requests!
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Artist/Title: 
Billy idol~Cradle Of Love
 

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Billy Idol~Rebel Yell
 
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77 posted on 09/18/2005 7:50:06 PM PDT by GoldStarBrother (Don't Give Up Hope Moses Was A Basket Case Also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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