Hang on ... I'll have to change the channel.
Captain Kirk just won for something ... wearing a magnolia for Katrina victims.
Here's Ellen, she's wearing some dark tux with a dark shirt.
Gawd, The Donald and ? sings theme from "Green Acres."
That's IT for me.
??? LOL!
Had I caught this in time, I would have turned it on just to see it, kind of like people slow down to get a better glimpse of car wrecks.