Man Charged After Urinating On Woman

ClickonDetroit ^ | September 18, 2005

[EagleUSA]

Darn! I though this was another "fan story" about Jane Fonda....shucks!

[evolved_rage]

Another Kennedy in college??? Or a Rodham??

[TWohlford]

Then again, he could just be another drunken idiot, doing what comes naturally (drinking and being stupid) in the warm weather weekends before that first round of midterms.

Such idiots seem to be (unfortunately) common on viturally every campus.

[hillary's_fat_a**]

I don't think peeing qualifies as a sex offender offense ... people pee in the street all the time in New Orleans!

[Normal4me]

Ethnic cleansing? er....wait.

[Senator Goldwater]

The fact that his comments are being played up suggests a hate crime charge is on the way.

[G.Mason]

That's a pisser! ;)

[dayglored]

> I don't think peeing qualifies as a sex offender offense ... people pee in the street all the time in New Orleans!

Maybe this qualifies for a new category, something like "excretory offense". It's pretty gross and offensive to pee on somebody unless they're kinda twisted and into it (we won't go there).

God help us if it requires state registration, though. It's hard to find a guy who -hasn't- peed in public at one time or another, if you count stopping along a highway, never mind in the parks or woods...

[rineaux]

the jimmy swaggart golden shower.

I've sinned.

[Tequila25]

People do get sex offender status for public urination in some states. Then they get thier names published on websites with thier addresses.

Fun, eh?

[ShadowDancer]

I have to agree on that. The guy should face all other charges and have his head knocked in by the woman's boyfriend but branding him a sex offender is over the top.

[mtbopfuyn]

If a man can hit a target two stories away, why can't he hit the toilet bowl two feet away?

[Paladin2]

Good gun control?

[halfright]

Does it count if said female has croaked???

[Eagles Talon IV]

Geez, couldn't the guy just have used the expression "pi*s on you" instead of ...?

[dayglored]

> I have to agree on that. The guy should face all other charges and have his head knocked in by the woman's boyfriend but branding him a sex offender is over the top.

Depending on the girl, maybe -she- could knock his head in herself... or maybe the court could honor "eye-for-an-eye" and order -her- to pee on -him-... nah, on second thought that'll set a nasty precedent...

[hosepipe]

Democrats have been urinating on Lady Liberty for decades..

[CommandoFrank]

If a man can hit a target two stories away, why can't he hit the toilet bowl two feet away?

ROFLMAO!

[dayglored]

> If a man can hit a target two stories away, why can't he hit the toilet bowl two feet away?

Motivation. (I ain't defending it, just sayin'...)