no screw that...
he's a 15 yr old doing this for kicks.
He is in for a rude awakening when he gets out of his parent's basement.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw...he's a thritysomething living in his parents' basement and has never had a meaningful, nor any other kind, relationship with a girl in his entire life.
I'm not sure sex is a big part of his consideration.
nice tagline btw