you asked: "What have you been doing for the past 10 years?"
Prediction of those 10 years:
Only dating guys she felt was worthy of her level of looks. (Notice she had to mention she did modeling in college as if that makes it all the more tragic and inconcievable that she can't find the right guy)
Screwing over the guys that treated her well and turning down guys who seemed to "boring" to her, who by the way is exactly who she appears to be whining about not being able to find now.
The expression "high maintenance" comes to mind.
(an ladies it does not necessarily mean financial maintenance.)