Exactly what I was thinking the other afternoon in the subway. "Boy, if me and her are ever walking in the woods and a bear pops out from behind a tree, that girl is going to run FAST. Smack my broad weapon-bearing shoulders if I don't get her number...."
LOL!
wasn't Spring Heel Jack the name of a late-nineteenth century "comic book" hero in England invented in an obscure novel "The Too Blue Stone"?
And when you are burned by fire, neither do you think, "I should make myself feel a horrible sensation in my hand, so that I will be obliged to remove it from the flame as quickly as possible."