One of the funniest Geraldo stories I ever saw...
He was in Afghanistan, at night, in the field, with lights on and a ring of US soldiers circling him at the edge of darkness with guns facing outward.
Geraldo is saying "Normally, the guys wouldn't allow lights on at night, but for me they made an exception" touting his great relationship with the troops...
In the background, you could read the soldier's minds...
"Shoot now!!! Take the freakin shot!!!"
Not so funny a story, but the one where I began to loathe the guy.
He was in Thailand preparing to go into Cambodia to look for reported American POWs from the Vietnam War.
The whole segment was about the preparation. Then, they crossed the river, but on the far bank, in hushed tones, he tells the audience something like, "There are reports of Khmer Rouge in the area. Its very dangerous here. Too dangerous to stay. We'll have to go back."
So, after all that, they re-crossed the river and returned to safety in Thailand.
Lol