Posted on 09/17/2005 1:46:37 AM PDT by Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit
"Lastly, I just don't see what upsets the animal rights activists. It is not as if he is actually killing the cats."
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You mean like when buffalo were sought after till they became nearly extinct. This story is a load of b.s.
Harness nine lives today and get 9x the mileage
What's the problem???...How far can I get on a gallon of Democrats?
Too bad that's not a true story. There are plenty of feral cats in Wisconsin that would make great kindling. Of course, the DNR considers them a "natural resource" so we're not allowed to touch 'em, even if they kill our chickens and house and barn cats. *Rolleyes*
You know, every town across America has a veterinarian office with a crematory in it. I've had a few pets turned to ash over the years. Wonder why someone hasn't tapped that energy source? I'll suggest that to my Earth First! socialist BIL and watch his head explode. Again. LOL! :)
NOT EVEN AN OCCASIONAL HAIRBALL!!
Once there was a Dutchman
His name was Johnny Verbeck
He made the finest sausages and sauerkraut and speck.
He made the finest sausages that'll evermore be seen,
Till one day he invented a sausage makin machine.
Chorus:
Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck how could you be so mean,
I told you, you'd be sorry for inventin' that machine
now all the neighbors cats and dogs will nevermore be seen
For they'll be ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck's machine.
One day a boy came walkin' a walkin' thru the door.
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor.
The boy began to whistle, He whistled up a tune.
And all the little sausages went dancin' round the room.
Chorus:
One day the machine got busted the darn thing wouldn't go,
So Johnny Verbeck he climbed inside to see what made it so.
His wife she had a nightmare, went walkin' in her sleep
She gave it a yank a deuce of crank and Johnny Verbeck was meat!
Chorus:
Ich bin ein Purrliner.
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