[The Duke]

Why don't we just make some more ozone? I've never heard anyone suggest this, but it seems worth considering.

I guess if we plugged the hole then there would be nothing to complain about.

[Ole Okie]

I guess if we plugged the hole then there would be nothing to complain about.

And an entire metastatic new bureaucracy formed to scream "The Sky Ozone is Falling!!!" would be out of work.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.