Shouldn't he be doing something really important to revive his fame? Say, guest-starring on the Love Boat?
What's sad is, way back when, it seemed that Burt had class.
You know, back when there was a little glamour, when we listened to Dionne Warwick sing Burt's songs and she sounded so lovely.
Back when we were spared every little detail of their tawdry lives, and their small thoughts that diminished their stature.
Too bad.