Gee, which side do I choose? It's just like the Iraq/Iran war of the 80s....
Oh, I've GOT it, I choose MY side!
Capitol Steps Song from that Period:
(Sung to the tune of "Joy to the World")
Oil in the world
is under the gun.
Iraq attacked Iran!
Iran attacked Iraq, and then
Iraq attacked Iran again.
Repeat step number 1,
Repeat step number 2.
They've done it for years,
and so what else is new?
I still find it hilarious.