Because if he had he would have followed the President into the stall and noted how many pieces of toilet paper he used.And then we'd have an envirnmental story about the misuse of our forests.
LOL! The funniest part is that you are 100% correct!
Yep...uses too few and it's Chimpy McHalliBusHitler the unhygenic Neanderthal. Too many and he's the evil wasteful Amruikan. Can't win with these folk.