[Proud_USA_Republican]

Now you've done it. Al-Queda is going to issue a fartwa on you.

[tumblindice]

Fartwah salutation: "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arm-pits, you infidel crusader--you are a very very bad man, yes yes . . ."

(Classic Johnny Carson)

[Prime Choice]

Now you've done it. Al-Queda is going to issue a fartwa on you.

What...again?

Tsk. You'd think they'd learn. The last time they sent their footsoldiers my way, they shouted, "Surrender, infidel! You're surrounded!"

My reply: "I'm not surrounded! I just have more targets now!"

And by the time the smoke cleared, the Jihadis were over there...and over there...and over there...and over there...