Everybody knows Bush only writes with a Sharpie.
In the early 1990s, the owners of the major league baseball teams held a meeting in Denver. Jerry McMorris, the owner of the new Colorado Rockies, decided to host a lunch not at a restaurant near the meeting site, but at a country club in suburban Castle Rock. It was a mistake. The men who own major league baseball teams are imperious types, with the attention span of a 4-year-old. They are not used to being herded onto buses for long drives. Worse, this bus got lost; the driver circled round and round. The mood on the bus got ugly. Gene Autry, the aging owner of the California Angels, needed to relieve himself. His wife went up front and said something to the driver. The bus pulled over to the side of the highway, where an embarrassed Autry got out and urinated. It was an awkward moment for everybody. Then, when Autry stiffly hoisted himself back onto the bus, George W. Bushs voice rang out: Hey Gene, you still got a great spray for a guy your age. A smile opened up on Autrys face and the bus exploded with laughter......
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US President George W. Bush (L) raises his hand to vote as US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice (R) and US Ambassador to the UN John Bolton (L) look on during the 2005 World Summit, at the 60th session of the United Nations General Assembly in New York. Bush said that more needed to be done to make the United Nations 'free of corruption' and appealed for stronger global cooperation to fight terrorism and disease.(AFP/Jim Watson) Email Photo Print Photo