Posted on 09/14/2005 3:39:36 PM PDT by Seadog Bytes
Thanks for the ping!
I bet it's a really REALLY great plan! Better than sliced bread!
Did you know he served in Viet-Nam? That's right, what's more he was a HEro.
WIZAR
Well, you can't. As for you, my fine
friend -- you're a victim of disorganized thinking.
You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because you run away from danger, you have no courage.
You're confusing courage with wisdom.
Back where I come from, we have men who are called heroes.
Once a year, they take their fortitude out of mothballs and parade it down the main street of the city.
And they have no more courage than you have.
But! They have one thing that you haven't got!
A medal! Therefore -- for meritorious....conduct, extraordinary valor, conspicuous bravery against wicked witches, I award you the Triple Cross.
You are now a member of the Legion of Courage!
LION
Oh -- Oh -- shucks, folks, I'm speechless!
Kerry served in Vietnam? You serious? I had no idea.
That's just plain wrong! BWAHahahahaha
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