Got to use the "...harsh language" quote when I was in the military. Was put on the flight line guarding F-16s that had just been uploaded with shapes for an elephant walk. They gave me a flash light, and told me I was to stop anybody breaking the line - and so that quote just came right out.
Smartass Senior Master Sergeant brought me a broom and told me to yell "bang bang bang."
Senior Master Sergeants get there for a reason!
}:^)