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German inventor's "cat fuel" angers animal lovers
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| September 14, 2005
| Staff
Posted on 09/14/2005 8:27:28 AM PDT by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
Talk about putting a tiger in your tank...
To: MadIvan
I see this as a warning to my cat "El Dumbo". If he pukes on the carpet one more time.....
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posted on
09/14/2005 9:59:02 AM PDT
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: MadIvan
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posted on
09/14/2005 9:59:46 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: Calico Cat
I resent this thread! How can anyone joke about the casual taking of feline life? Hiss! Pfft! I'm sure rats and mice and other vermin would work as well. Then you could make a little extra catnip money, and have fun at the same time.
Or inner city kids could clean the place up by bringing in rats and collecting the rat bounty. Oh, but that might require letting them use pellet guns or even .22 rifles. Can't have that.
Country kids can bring in tree rats instead. It might also prove the solution to the urban Goose and Deer problems.
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posted on
09/14/2005 10:00:55 AM PDT
by
El Gato
To: tiredoflaundry
Wow another dead cat thread and it took 18 posts for a defender to appear.
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posted on
09/14/2005 10:02:56 AM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. ; N.P . I smell a dead rat in Baton Rouge!)
To: El Gato
Tree rat season opens tomorrow in Michigan...tasty critters they are!
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posted on
09/14/2005 10:09:12 AM PDT
by
Beagle8U
To: U S Army EOD
I think anything powered by a liberals would just spin its wheels and go nowhere, if you can actually get it to work.Actually, what it would produce would be a car that no longer ran. Itstead, it would spend all its time figuring out how to feel morally superior to other cars by making the Beemers do stuff like surrender their nice bumpers to Chevettes. (Who cares if they don't fit. It's the thought!)
To: El Gato
I'm sure rats and mice and other vermin would work as well. Then you could make a little extra catnip money, and have fun at the same time.![](http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/pictures/stonecat.jpg)
Nip head!
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posted on
09/14/2005 10:11:07 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
To: MadIvan
" 23 euro cents (30 cents) a litre, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now. "
That's cuz it isn't taxed yet.
To: MadIvan
PETA showed up and somehow ended up getting tanked, too.
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posted on
09/14/2005 10:33:18 AM PDT
by
SmithL
(There are a lot of people that hate Bush more than they hate terrorists)
To: MadIvan
So what you're saying is that he invented
the CAT-alytic CONVERTER.
I am so sorry....:(
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posted on
09/14/2005 10:35:54 AM PDT
by
Ol' Sox
To: rightwingreligiousfanatic; skimask
It's skimask's, I just fixed his HTML to post it.
I thought it was pretty funny too, and hope it becomes a regular on the ZOT! threads...
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posted on
09/14/2005 10:57:46 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Does my life *really* need a sarcasm tag????)
To: mewzilla
Talk about cat cracking!Obscure, but funny...
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posted on
09/14/2005 10:58:37 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Does my life *really* need a sarcasm tag????)
To: calex59
4 purr jokes in a row. Can't you guys come up with something a little more original?:)
Well, it does bring new meaning to the old Exxon slogan "Put a tiger in your tank".
To: MadIvan
![](http://physics.ucsc.edu/~stephanie/cat%20and%20car.jpg)
Kitty is NOT amused! ...;-)
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posted on
09/14/2005 11:08:28 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Sometimes I just can't see the forest for all the DU gumps.)
To: ModelBreaker
Do you think that the fact that the bumpers wouldn't fit anyway would enter into their planning?
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posted on
09/14/2005 11:12:34 AM PDT
by
U S Army EOD
(LET ME KNOW WHERE HANOI JANE FONDA IS WHEN SHE TOURS)
To: atomicpossum
"What are they worried about, raising cats for fuel purposes? That's more dumb than ethanol!"
There are humans who want to fertilize human embryos and then harvest parts from them.
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posted on
09/14/2005 11:13:50 AM PDT
by
jjmcgo
To: MadIvan
What about dogs? the alliteration of "Puppy Power" is much more appealing than "cat fuel"
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posted on
09/14/2005 11:17:17 AM PDT
by
Hoodlum91
(I Remember)
To: U S Army EOD
Do you think that the fact that the bumpers wouldn't fit anyway would enter into their planning?No. It doesn't matter if it works or not. What matters is feeling like you did something good. Besides, the beemers can just buy another bumper. They're rich and got the bumpers by exploiting the chevettes in the first place. Meanwhile, the chevettes have some nice bumpers to put in their front yards on cinder blocks.
To: atomicpossum; All
Soylent Gasoline is People....
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posted on
09/14/2005 11:30:07 AM PDT
by
mdmathis6
(Even when a dog discovers he is barking up a wrong tree, he can still take a leak on it!)
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