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Never happen. Manhattan is as liberal as they come, and it got the worst of it.

The timeline for a Sep 11th-scale attack on Boston would go like this:

H-hour: catastrophic terrorist event. Fire, water, rubble.

H+10 minutes: Blame Bush.

H+12 minutes: Rush out and burn an American flag.

H+1 day: Spit on Bu$hHitler's jackbooted $oldier$ as they restore order, assess damage, and provide help.

H+3: Riot for lack of lattes and chardonnay in relief supplies. Cambridge turns back refugees on bridge. Entire Harvard faculty takes sudden sabbatical. Blame Bush.

H+1 month: Boston refugees re-located to Worcester and Springfield; had no idea there were even people between Rt 128 and California. Blame Bush for not relocating them to Nantucket.

H+6 months: Newcomers continual victims of local criminals and gangs in central and western MA; rainbow flags ineffective against Glocks. Blame Bush for rampant crime that's existed there for 30+ years.

H+1 year: Encounter session and healing drum circle on charrred remains of Boston Common. Beg forgiveness from every non-white, non-Christian foreign person available. Blame Bush.