"...I rely on my IT guy or my secretary to do the hard lifting like putting the billboard on my about page."
LOL!
Writing letters like this one is the "hard lifting".
Keep the heat on, and keep up the good work!
Thanks again darlin' (don't take offense, I'm southern too), I'll always keep writing letters like this. they're fun.....no heavy lifting at all, just a lot of mean streak venting.