To: Earthdweller
DC's gun control is so tight that I think spitballs may be prohibited. When spitballs are outlawed, only outlaws will have spitballs.
Then again, maybe the below can't be brought into DC.
Incidentally, I'll choose the green rubber band and let the varmint :) have the yellow rubber band.
270 posted on
09/15/2005 11:23:31 PM PDT by
BillF
(Fight terrorists in Iraq & elsewhere, instead of waiting for them to come to America!)
To: BillF
That doesn't look like the kind of rubber band dueling equipment my brothers used to have (their finger).
You DCers sure are series about your dueling.
What am I getting myself into?
271 posted on
09/15/2005 11:40:08 PM PDT by
Earthdweller
(Earth to liberals..we were not in Iraq on 9/11..so how did the war cause terrorism again?)
To: BillF
It looks like you're going to need reinforcements on the left flank tonight... I have a late meeting in Baltimore and my Halliburton Jetcopter is in the shop for repairs...
286 posted on
09/16/2005 4:45:15 AM PDT by
mr.sarcastic
(non-taxpayer funded smear machine)
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