[Johnny Crab]

The beastly bugs virtually hid from site in southern Louisiana. . .

Just who is the copy editor here?

A Publik Screwall Graduate? The termites never got internet a long time ago but got their site now?

They are hungry in NOLA(plus the sub-tropical climate) as Orkin got paid as regularly as the utility bill when we lived there.

[IYAAYAS]

Two years ago my wife and I rented a cute little house on Las Olas Blvd in Ft Lauderdale. One night we turned off the lights to watch a movie; when I got up and turned on the lights about two hours later there was a swarm of thousands of termites pouring like liquid up from the floor boards. My wife went hysterical and I stomped my way to the garage for a broom. As I was sweeping piles of the vile little creatures out the front door I realized I was losing. They were sending reinforcements way too fast. I stomped my way back to the garage for my caulking gun and proceeded to empty three tubes into their entry routes. It worked, but I spent all night killing the stragglers. The next day I bombed the house and started moving out.

I'm not a big fan of termites.