It's no wonder relations are strained at street level.
"Oh, yeah. I bet the Guardian ate this up with a spoon. I've always suspected British newspapers all have a guy whose full-time job is to look for whacked out stories from the States. Even the good papers, like the Telegraph, give you a Bizarro World idea of America, if that's your only source."
Wasn't it a Telegraph poll where they voted Homer Simpson as the greatest American in history?