Posted on 09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT by Cowman
Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'
From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005
FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.
Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.
After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.
A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.
"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.
Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.
(Darks luring wimmin onto roller ocasters)
:O)
Huh, another use for the centrifuge in the doctor's office.
I was going to the ride, and they needed three people per drop, and well..
The girls only had tthemselves (2), and nobody from my group wanted to hit the ride, so I (1) was standing there by my lonesome self.
So the ride operator goes, "Would you girls mind having him along?"
They glanced, pulled a conference call, and said "Not at all."
I did vow that it would be the last time I took the center seat on such a ride between two young ladies.
But, now that you're a wraith.....no fears for doing such as you are now immune to pain...
see you later darks....need to get back to work now...lunch is over....planning on stocking up on chocolates for latah, lol.
Ah, but that would be cheating a bit.
LOL.
Okers, good luck, safe travels.
kit kats...in stock. : )
says: Kit Kat TRIPLE chocolate....haven't tried it yet....but will be ready later, lol!!
HEY! TRIPLE chocolate...it's got to be worth the wait. :0)
one post of truffles...and I'm opening the kit kats, lol!
Arrrrggghhh..Tuffles.....yikes!
my thoughts, too. : )
Woman: "This seat is quite uncomfortable."
G-spot hit, and G-force used. Works.
;-)
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