"Uhhhh, those are the second and third cars the rich people own and they park them in the poor neighborhoods just to make the poor people feel bad."
Mayor Ray, speaking from his new living quarters in Dallas, TX.
I could not believe it when I heard that he'd bought a house and enrolled his daughter in school in Dallas! The line about Ted Kennedy is the highlight of the whole piece, if you ask me. The writer was really on a roll when he sat down to compose this letter.