Indeed I wonder what it must be like to live in a wonderful state like Texas, where prosperous people persue their happiness with zeal. Where people love their country and love their barbecue. Where Americans are Americans.
I'll never move to another state in the rest of my natural life. I've already moved from Merryland to Delaware...can you say frying pan into the fire.
And all the other states around me are blue, blue, blue, except maybe southern PA.
Seriously, sometimes I lay in bed and dream about what it's like to live in a state where they love America.
Living with all this Hate America in the Northeast gets weary.