[Right Wing Professor]

My question has never required us to draw distinctions between the definitions of God; the question is presupposing we acknowledge the simple "existence" of some undefined, yet-to-be-determined God, creator of heaven and earth.

Good. His name's Allah. A billion Muslim's can't be wrong.

[Right Wing Professor]

Oooh, bad bad bad. That was "Muslims".

And I do indeed love elephants standing on butter dishes. Well, most of them.

[RightWingNilla]

Good. His name's Allah. A billion Muslim's can't be wrong.

No no no. Its Chtitithtylthlyu. And once I am President, if you dont bow to His will you will be stoned and smighted.