I have a strange feeling neither Woody nor my beloved wife would want to live "under the banner of Christ".
No problem - she doesn't really have to leave the house, right?
The banner implies we should love one another and help one another and work to create prosperity for ourselves and for everyone as "one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Scandalous.
Did you ever see "Crimes and Misdemeanors?"